Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
......
O gawd i am soo bored....i have tried every thing ....from visiting all the forums i knw to going thru random profiles of ppl in orkut who i least likely knw.... and yet i return here to my very neglected blog....that at one point of time i began with all verb and vigor and now i hardly look up...
In case anyone's been wondering....a lot of things have changed....and i don't really feel all that inspired to update this daily....which was the original plan btw....but hey ....every now and then i do drop by...now as in case...whn i am intensely bored..and crib about how bored i am and stuff ...but then again..with every shot of inspiration that hits my head ...i do come back ..and make some hopefully meaningful posts...
but yea again...most of the time..the blog is neglected...so to compensate for my creative value...i am gonna rob someone else's and post it here :P
SO perhaps there IS something to look forward to in the near future :P And if u DO feel the urgency to throw stuff at me or buy me food...plz DO get in touch wit me...specially if u r buying me food :P
In case anyone's been wondering....a lot of things have changed....and i don't really feel all that inspired to update this daily....which was the original plan btw....but hey ....every now and then i do drop by...now as in case...whn i am intensely bored..and crib about how bored i am and stuff ...but then again..with every shot of inspiration that hits my head ...i do come back ..and make some hopefully meaningful posts...
but yea again...most of the time..the blog is neglected...so to compensate for my creative value...i am gonna rob someone else's and post it here :P
SO perhaps there IS something to look forward to in the near future :P And if u DO feel the urgency to throw stuff at me or buy me food...plz DO get in touch wit me...specially if u r buying me food :P
Thursday, July 5, 2007
FINALLY!!~
And it is back..... FINALLY after 1 week of painstaking ass kicking at the bsnl office i FINALLY have my internet back......exactly like one more week of hols left..but anywayz its back thats wats important ....Limp Bizkit never sounded so much better and my hard disk has already started crying....So hell i am outta here...gotta lot of catching up to do with me and " mY PrECIOUs" :P
btw : A strange thing happened in the last few weeks
I find myself strangely attracted to Giraffes :P
viva La Giraffes :P
MUhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!~
btw : A strange thing happened in the last few weeks
I find myself strangely attracted to Giraffes :P
viva La Giraffes :P
MUhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!~
Friday, June 29, 2007
ShashiburiJana....
And i Don't even knw if that was spelt correctly :P
So incase anyone was wondering wat i am upto these days....well a lot of things actually....part of it being recovering from a massive technological crisis that hit me some time back. No tv NO phone NO INTERNET.Yes i knw i knw .... it was like living in the stone age again... but i survived none the less....
coupled with this i had my Inplant training... more on that later.... and a couple of few other things that kept me quite busy for a while...
The war is almost over....but the biggest battle is yet to be won....getting my bsnl broadband....THose motherfucks can't do sheat rt if their life fucking depended on it...i have been fucking running around shouting at anyone whos fucking sitting in an ac office there and still no fucking use....the most +ve answer after some LITERAL verbal abuse was MOnday.I swear....when i grow up i want to get a job like thm....come fucking to work at 11 30 take break at 12 30 com back at 2 go home at 4. ANd if there are any customers to deal with send them off to the nxt fucking department. BRILLIANT fucking BRILLIANT.
Anywayz, will try to get back as soon as i have my internet back int the mean time I seek pleasure in the more finer things in life that the internet distracted me from.I seek enlightenment and truth from the finer joys in life....yes... my dear friends ...life now officially SUCKS!!~(even without college...which now starts in one week)
So incase anyone was wondering wat i am upto these days....well a lot of things actually....part of it being recovering from a massive technological crisis that hit me some time back. No tv NO phone NO INTERNET.Yes i knw i knw .... it was like living in the stone age again... but i survived none the less....
coupled with this i had my Inplant training... more on that later.... and a couple of few other things that kept me quite busy for a while...
The war is almost over....but the biggest battle is yet to be won....getting my bsnl broadband....THose motherfucks can't do sheat rt if their life fucking depended on it...i have been fucking running around shouting at anyone whos fucking sitting in an ac office there and still no fucking use....the most +ve answer after some LITERAL verbal abuse was MOnday.I swear....when i grow up i want to get a job like thm....come fucking to work at 11 30 take break at 12 30 com back at 2 go home at 4. ANd if there are any customers to deal with send them off to the nxt fucking department. BRILLIANT fucking BRILLIANT.
Anywayz, will try to get back as soon as i have my internet back int the mean time I seek pleasure in the more finer things in life that the internet distracted me from.I seek enlightenment and truth from the finer joys in life....yes... my dear friends ...life now officially SUCKS!!~(even without college...which now starts in one week)
Saturday, May 26, 2007
The other day whn i was there lying on my bed thinking abt random stuff and how delightfully meaningless the last 2 years of my life has been....i was jobless as usual...but anywho....i was thinking abt how some people have just drifted away from me.... I mean these people were friends....good ...bad... rivals ...and wat not...and now they r just gone....
I mean i am like 20 yrs old and i can name like SO MANY people who i will never possibelly talk to again....i mean...its just odd... that at one point of time there used to be like these ppl were arnd everyday now.....thy r just gone...i mean its not like thy r all wiped off...but there is absolutely no reason that thy wld EVER talk to me or we would meet up or stuff like that....its funny how ppl like drift away....i mean the last time i ever saw them i wld have never thgt that this is IT...ahh...how ppl change...
I mean i am like 20 yrs old and i can name like SO MANY people who i will never possibelly talk to again....i mean...its just odd... that at one point of time there used to be like these ppl were arnd everyday now.....thy r just gone...i mean its not like thy r all wiped off...but there is absolutely no reason that thy wld EVER talk to me or we would meet up or stuff like that....its funny how ppl like drift away....i mean the last time i ever saw them i wld have never thgt that this is IT...ahh...how ppl change...
Monday, May 21, 2007
South Park
One of the most awesome shows that i have come across....i wonder how they got the permission to be broad casted all the way here...i just hope they don't put up any stupid censorship or other such crap for the show...that would like purely suck in epic proportions...but till any such thing happens...i for one and surely gonna love it!!!
Ragnarok
Heh yea..... 2 yrs back that word would have ment a LOT to me.... now the game is gone....but i made a lot friends from that game....the anime was nice too....it worth a watch.....which reminds me...there are a lot of anime that deserves to be watched...but no one watches them...its kinda sad when that happens...wish someday i cld do something about it...
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Random l33tness -II
Its 2 51 in the morning.....i wish i was drunk rt now....but i am not bah~
The Irony of life...
and somehow this song gives a whole new meaning to itself right now.....
See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you
With or without you
With or without you
Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away
My hands are tied
My body bruised, she's got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose
And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you
Yea it's with or without by u2
Its amazing as to how many diffrent shades a song can potray when you are lissning to it in ur random despodent doldrums....
Bah~ i swear somehow life sucks so bad sometimes......
The Irony of life...
and somehow this song gives a whole new meaning to itself right now.....
See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you
Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you
With or without you
With or without you
Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away
My hands are tied
My body bruised, she's got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose
And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you
Yea it's with or without by u2
Its amazing as to how many diffrent shades a song can potray when you are lissning to it in ur random despodent doldrums....
Bah~ i swear somehow life sucks so bad sometimes......
Monday, May 7, 2007
Totally jobless......
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 WereWolf So you're a wolfie eh? We'll you're not only very stubborn and blunt - but youre damn hairy my friend. But hey, it works on you. You like arguing and you like being on top. Yes - that way too :-p. Teamsalways appeal to you when you know you can excell with them. Try to relax a little more. At the same time, You are damn sexy. Hells yes. | |
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| WHICH LOTR CHARACTER DOES YOUR PERSONALITY MATCH? | |
 Aragorn You are Aragorn. You are brave and honest. You fight for the freedom of all and you do not give in easily. You would make a great leader but you are very independant and like time alone. You know your surroundings well and you enjoy being close to nature. | |
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| What South Park Character Are You? | |
 Chef You're an original PIMP! You know your way with the ladies and you know how to satify them. Everyone likes you and you like everyone. | |
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| Are you insane? | |
 You are one insane mother fucker!!!!! You are a bad ass. hell ya | |
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And I am supposed to be studying :D :P
Sunday, May 6, 2007
With love to u.....
Fuck you.....this is what i wanna say to all those ppl arnd the internet who like shout their mouth off with something they are incapable of comprehending with their insignificant little brain in the time span of their worthless little lives...
The internet gives such virtual security to anyone capable of typing (and sometimes those incapable also) that ppl say whatever they want cause they know they can get away with it.....
This is a good thing in many ways but unfortunatly it produces the most amount of shitbrained nincoompoops that would even surprise the ppl who riot for diffrent cast marrages in the country...
I guess u know what i am talking about ...weather it be messageboards forums or anyplace that allows u to comment there would be retards running about....typing like thy r all super cool heroes of the 3rd destiny.....priding in showing off their vocablary in profain words ...which are mostly googled.....and priding in calling other people gays and retards...
While in reality these shitpiece posters are 13 yr old kids who have just had their 1st chance on the internet or some jobless little looser being bullied around and getting his ass slapped in his neighbourhood and to dickless to do anything about it so he has to come and show his fagness on the internet.....
Most of these retards sprout out when ever there is a discussion of some sort like for eg whn we talk about music.....
lets take Linkin Park... common lp "haters" (lol) :
"OMG LP SUKKKSSSCSSSSCSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wat CRAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-->ok?? point???is your keyboard stuck??
"O now thy think thy can act like a real band??? lol wat fuckes.... thy can never be a real band ...lp sucks"
-->What is a real band again?? If they were not a real band then HOW THE FUCK did they sell ALL THOSE FUCKING ALBUMS???.....retard
another...
"Likin park is crap...they r all going emoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...."
-->EMo?? yea rt :D hey fucktard ,u probably r the kind of person that see homosexuality in a plastic fork....stay away frm ur dad man ....if he comes close to u u might get sexually harassed :D
Why don't u stop living in denial and jam that fork in ur ass and fulfill ur desires....fucking faggot
Going away from LP but sticking on to similar music "critics" :
"Bah~ I hate Pink Floyd,they only make love songs "
LOL i was laughing fr like 10 mins after i read this....sometimes the fucking stupidness leaves even me speech less.... wtf??? lol u fuckheads r retarded to point where i pity u...
and of course
"Eminem suxxxxx...he tries to be black"
Yea sure he does u silly little bitch...u r probably the most motherfucking son of a racist this planet has the displeasure of bearing.....but its ok...he writes cause of bitches like u ...and thanks to he his life is probably like a million times more significant than urs...guess wat u did something right for a change...fuckers :D
Get it in ur stupid heads....Music is an individuals own taste and expression of his mind....but probably you will never understand this cause u probably don't have character or personality....may be u shld Google it up so that u knw what i am talking about :D
And no before u race those retarded brains of urs there r not my "Favourite bands"
My musical taste would span in such range that would probably never register in ur brains.....
bah~ I am bored now thinking about u retards....
SO here's something from me to u ....
_|_ FUCK YOU _|_
(In the most heterosexual manner) :P
The internet gives such virtual security to anyone capable of typing (and sometimes those incapable also) that ppl say whatever they want cause they know they can get away with it.....
This is a good thing in many ways but unfortunatly it produces the most amount of shitbrained nincoompoops that would even surprise the ppl who riot for diffrent cast marrages in the country...
I guess u know what i am talking about ...weather it be messageboards forums or anyplace that allows u to comment there would be retards running about....typing like thy r all super cool heroes of the 3rd destiny.....priding in showing off their vocablary in profain words ...which are mostly googled.....and priding in calling other people gays and retards...
While in reality these shitpiece posters are 13 yr old kids who have just had their 1st chance on the internet or some jobless little looser being bullied around and getting his ass slapped in his neighbourhood and to dickless to do anything about it so he has to come and show his fagness on the internet.....
Most of these retards sprout out when ever there is a discussion of some sort like for eg whn we talk about music.....
lets take Linkin Park... common lp "haters" (lol) :
"OMG LP SUKKKSSSCSSSSCSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wat CRAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-->ok?? point???is your keyboard stuck??
"O now thy think thy can act like a real band??? lol wat fuckes.... thy can never be a real band ...lp sucks"
-->What is a real band again?? If they were not a real band then HOW THE FUCK did they sell ALL THOSE FUCKING ALBUMS???.....retard
another...
"Likin park is crap...they r all going emoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...."
-->EMo?? yea rt :D hey fucktard ,u probably r the kind of person that see homosexuality in a plastic fork....stay away frm ur dad man ....if he comes close to u u might get sexually harassed :D
Why don't u stop living in denial and jam that fork in ur ass and fulfill ur desires....fucking faggot
Going away from LP but sticking on to similar music "critics" :
"Bah~ I hate Pink Floyd,they only make love songs "
LOL i was laughing fr like 10 mins after i read this....sometimes the fucking stupidness leaves even me speech less.... wtf??? lol u fuckheads r retarded to point where i pity u...
and of course
"Eminem suxxxxx...he tries to be black"
Yea sure he does u silly little bitch...u r probably the most motherfucking son of a racist this planet has the displeasure of bearing.....but its ok...he writes cause of bitches like u ...and thanks to he his life is probably like a million times more significant than urs...guess wat u did something right for a change...fuckers :D
Get it in ur stupid heads....Music is an individuals own taste and expression of his mind....but probably you will never understand this cause u probably don't have character or personality....may be u shld Google it up so that u knw what i am talking about :D
And no before u race those retarded brains of urs there r not my "Favourite bands"
My musical taste would span in such range that would probably never register in ur brains.....
bah~ I am bored now thinking about u retards....
SO here's something from me to u ....
_|_ FUCK YOU _|_
(In the most heterosexual manner) :P
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Its ANIME not CARTOONS!!~
YES they are different..... fuck you!
It get quite annoying after a period of time whn ppl keep asking the same stupid question" o that cartoon??" or "You still watch cartoons??"
NO again!! ITS not cartoons its A-N-I-M-E
Here is something to hopefully those who read this blog to get it into your stupid brain!!~ (Assuming that's possible :P)
I have been watching cartoons and anime for as long as i can remember....and i had no quams in ppl calling me an cartoon freak....but NOW no its not cartoon its anime FREAK
See just because thy both r not real doesn't have to mean thy r the same ...its like saying an apple and an orange r the same just because thy both grow on trees
Anime is broadly done in Japan...Cartoons r majorly made in America..
Akira Toriyama made anime Walt Disney made cartoons...
"Cartoon"
ANIME
If u look carefully..or even look!!.. the first difference u will notice is the sheer attention to detail of the artwork.....every line of the human face ..every curve of the body is drawn properly....humans all have 5 fingers ...and most of the characters..specially girls... have large expressive expressive eyes.... the lip sync is almost perfect..and humans that r meant to be humans look like humans ....
If u see cartoons...the drawing is straight forward....complete with the scale and pencil...and then if something has to move it will move......that's all there is too it...
Although thy have improved by leaps and bounds in the recent times .....well at least thy tried...
Also if u see...cartoons ...mainly r themed around the American culture..which mostly involve world domination....guess why??
Anime thn again is mostly based on issues arnd Japan...DUh~ obvious??
Also the most significant factor that separates anime frm yr cartoons is the stoy line and content....thy can be fr children and some...that's is to say MOST r fr adults.....
The story lines r more mature more complex as well as the portrayal of the characters
who r more darker...and the drawings that r more descriptive....in ways that is beyond a 12 yr old to understand...it is NOT ment fr thm...It is ment fr ppl above 15 yrs or mostly adults...
Mostly anime supports free flexible thinking ...and inspires (or hopes to at least)
to look to the future...
SO
Anime is not "ANIMAX cartoon"its anime... its not cartoon at all
GET it into ur stupid heads.....
That's the best i can explain in the 15 mins that i dedicate to this blog or care too anyways....its not "kiddish"
Just because u don't understand something does not mean it is stupid......
It is not dumb .. YOU are.....
So covert now and make ur lives worth living :D
If u wanna know how ask me :D
Oviously there will be exceptions....here is one "cartoon" i have absolutely no regrets for watching :D
It get quite annoying after a period of time whn ppl keep asking the same stupid question" o that cartoon??" or "You still watch cartoons??"
NO again!! ITS not cartoons its A-N-I-M-E
Here is something to hopefully those who read this blog to get it into your stupid brain!!~ (Assuming that's possible :P)
I have been watching cartoons and anime for as long as i can remember....and i had no quams in ppl calling me an cartoon freak....but NOW no its not cartoon its anime FREAK
See just because thy both r not real doesn't have to mean thy r the same ...its like saying an apple and an orange r the same just because thy both grow on trees
Anime is broadly done in Japan...Cartoons r majorly made in America..
Akira Toriyama made anime Walt Disney made cartoons...
"Cartoon"
ANIME
If u look carefully..or even look!!.. the first difference u will notice is the sheer attention to detail of the artwork.....every line of the human face ..every curve of the body is drawn properly....humans all have 5 fingers ...and most of the characters..specially girls... have large expressive expressive eyes.... the lip sync is almost perfect..and humans that r meant to be humans look like humans ....
If u see cartoons...the drawing is straight forward....complete with the scale and pencil...and then if something has to move it will move......that's all there is too it...
Although thy have improved by leaps and bounds in the recent times .....well at least thy tried...
Also if u see...cartoons ...mainly r themed around the American culture..which mostly involve world domination....guess why??
Anime thn again is mostly based on issues arnd Japan...DUh~ obvious??
Also the most significant factor that separates anime frm yr cartoons is the stoy line and content....thy can be fr children and some...that's is to say MOST r fr adults.....
The story lines r more mature more complex as well as the portrayal of the characters
who r more darker...and the drawings that r more descriptive....in ways that is beyond a 12 yr old to understand...it is NOT ment fr thm...It is ment fr ppl above 15 yrs or mostly adults...
Mostly anime supports free flexible thinking ...and inspires (or hopes to at least)
to look to the future...
SO
Anime is not "ANIMAX cartoon"its anime... its not cartoon at all
GET it into ur stupid heads.....
That's the best i can explain in the 15 mins that i dedicate to this blog or care too anyways....its not "kiddish"
Just because u don't understand something does not mean it is stupid......
It is not dumb .. YOU are.....
So covert now and make ur lives worth living :D
If u wanna know how ask me :D
Oviously there will be exceptions....here is one "cartoon" i have absolutely no regrets for watching :D
Friday, May 4, 2007
Random l33tness - I
Every thing can't always be the way i want it to be .
and Everything can also be the way i don't want it to be...
wats the difference.... nothing :P
No seriously...its kind of funny whn u see things like this happening...
Sometimes...i wish i was far away frm ppl ,away frm the center... devoid of any kind of attention...
Sometimes thn again i wish that i had ppl arnd me that i cld atleast talk to.....
Sometimes i wish i had i had the guidance and counseling of someone else...
Sometimes i wish ppl wld just shut up!!~
Sometimes i wish that i never understood anything and stayed in my ignorance forever...where i found bliss
Sometimes i wish i cld break open that stupid head of yours and KNOW wat u THINK ....
No seriously.... we all want so many things in life but do we really knw wat we want???
Or do our demands grow in excess as we keep getting things??
Why are we upset if we cannot get things in life...whn we knw that in every likely hood our attention, sooner or later wld be diverted to something "better" ??
Is that what the Buddhists call enlightenment??? the sate whn u do not want need or expect anything??
Sometimes (again)i think that wld be nice....but then again...wldn't that be BORING??
I mean if we dont have dreams aspirations hopes and desires thn what wld be the difference between us and a door knob??
Will it be really that good to be a door knob???
20 years of my life....and i knw....that i will always find something missing....no matter how much of my desires i can amass....or how much i wish for it....
Well actually i can already write down things or ppl that i will never have in my life
(Catherine Zeta Jones nuuuuuuuuuu~)
And if there is anything i try to do abt it ....well it might eventually happen but will the reason be worth the risk???
Guess i cant really predict how things will turn out....no matter how smart i think i am :P
cause humans r really complicated and annoying!!~
So till i am the supreme ruler of all knowledge ..which is not happening like TOMORROW :D
I have to keep hoping aspiring dreaming and..........
and i just realised ....
College has made me so JOBLESS!!~
O well... it atleast something that i have come to enjoy :D
Now where did that Milkybar go to :) :P
and Everything can also be the way i don't want it to be...
wats the difference.... nothing :P
No seriously...its kind of funny whn u see things like this happening...
Sometimes...i wish i was far away frm ppl ,away frm the center... devoid of any kind of attention...
Sometimes thn again i wish that i had ppl arnd me that i cld atleast talk to.....
Sometimes i wish i had i had the guidance and counseling of someone else...
Sometimes i wish ppl wld just shut up!!~
Sometimes i wish that i never understood anything and stayed in my ignorance forever...where i found bliss
Sometimes i wish i cld break open that stupid head of yours and KNOW wat u THINK ....
No seriously.... we all want so many things in life but do we really knw wat we want???
Or do our demands grow in excess as we keep getting things??
Why are we upset if we cannot get things in life...whn we knw that in every likely hood our attention, sooner or later wld be diverted to something "better" ??
Is that what the Buddhists call enlightenment??? the sate whn u do not want need or expect anything??
Sometimes (again)i think that wld be nice....but then again...wldn't that be BORING??
I mean if we dont have dreams aspirations hopes and desires thn what wld be the difference between us and a door knob??
Will it be really that good to be a door knob???
20 years of my life....and i knw....that i will always find something missing....no matter how much of my desires i can amass....or how much i wish for it....
Well actually i can already write down things or ppl that i will never have in my life
(Catherine Zeta Jones nuuuuuuuuuu~)
And if there is anything i try to do abt it ....well it might eventually happen but will the reason be worth the risk???
Guess i cant really predict how things will turn out....no matter how smart i think i am :P
cause humans r really complicated and annoying!!~
So till i am the supreme ruler of all knowledge ..which is not happening like TOMORROW :D
I have to keep hoping aspiring dreaming and..........
and i just realised ....
College has made me so JOBLESS!!~
O well... it atleast something that i have come to enjoy :D
Now where did that Milkybar go to :) :P
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Women's lib???? YEA RT :D
Recently..seeing as i am more jobless than usual...I keep randoming thru a lot of orkut profiles ... you know friends and their friends an all...well if u know how orkut works u wld know wat i am talking abt :P
Anywayz so i find these females here and there.... thy start of with their intro on the front page which ..well ....lets see ..to put all thy write in a nutshell ....thy all more or less go like....
" I hate all....stay away....i am better than all men..i will not have sex with u if you scrap me...i have attitude....u r all perverted....don't look into my album...i will cut ur head off.... i am not gonna be swayed by ur googled up fancy English words..etc..etc "
When i read this the 1st time i couldn't stop laughing fr the next 20 mins.....
Then i remembered that a while back there were these same email forwards that i received which requested me to tell all my girl friends to take down their pics frm orkut cause thy were used by pornographic sites it seems ......
R u FKING KIDDING me???
1)NO u r not Salma Hayek (no matter how hard u try)
2)NO NOBODY wants to have sex with you....(as if!!~)
Its just stupid to think something like orkut cld potentially get u laid....unless u r ridiculously stupid.....and if u were ......u probably wouldn't even know how to type
3)NO NOBODY is jobless enf to sit and ogle at ur pics all day....
Trust me.....i am the alpha and omega of joblessness and i knw...
4)Keep ur perverted fantasies to yourselves...it is not gonna happen...
Seriously ......i am all in all fr women's equality and all that jazz but this is just too gawd damn stupid......
So wat i am trying to express here....in all its blandness is :
STOP TELLING OTHER PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE AND GET ONE OF UR OWN!! YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT!!~
And if i didn't do this rt ...here r some ppl who did....hopefully u can comprehend the lyrics if that does not sexually harass u in anyway :D XD
Roses by outkast (if that wld mean anything to u) :
Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though (even though)
You'd need a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch" (bitch)
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch
A bitch's bitch, just a bitch
DISCLAIMER :
NO animals were harmed in writing this blog entry....(All puns intended) :D
Anywayz so i find these females here and there.... thy start of with their intro on the front page which ..well ....lets see ..to put all thy write in a nutshell ....thy all more or less go like....
" I hate all....stay away....i am better than all men..i will not have sex with u if you scrap me...i have attitude....u r all perverted....don't look into my album...i will cut ur head off.... i am not gonna be swayed by ur googled up fancy English words..etc..etc "
When i read this the 1st time i couldn't stop laughing fr the next 20 mins.....
Then i remembered that a while back there were these same email forwards that i received which requested me to tell all my girl friends to take down their pics frm orkut cause thy were used by pornographic sites it seems ......
R u FKING KIDDING me???
1)NO u r not Salma Hayek (no matter how hard u try)
2)NO NOBODY wants to have sex with you....(as if!!~)
Its just stupid to think something like orkut cld potentially get u laid....unless u r ridiculously stupid.....and if u were ......u probably wouldn't even know how to type
3)NO NOBODY is jobless enf to sit and ogle at ur pics all day....
Trust me.....i am the alpha and omega of joblessness and i knw...
4)Keep ur perverted fantasies to yourselves...it is not gonna happen...
Seriously ......i am all in all fr women's equality and all that jazz but this is just too gawd damn stupid......
So wat i am trying to express here....in all its blandness is :
STOP TELLING OTHER PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE AND GET ONE OF UR OWN!! YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT!!~
And if i didn't do this rt ...here r some ppl who did....hopefully u can comprehend the lyrics if that does not sexually harass u in anyway :D XD
Roses by outkast (if that wld mean anything to u) :
Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though (even though)
You'd need a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch" (bitch)
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch
A bitch's bitch, just a bitch
DISCLAIMER :
NO animals were harmed in writing this blog entry....(All puns intended) :D
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
BACK!!~
Why
???
Cause i am bored .....and i have the intellect of a vegetable....
So falvour of tonite ladies and gentlemen...beetroot... :D
"There are 2 kinds of ppl in this world.... those who get it...and those who don't "
p.s : yes will update daily....almost... :P
???
Cause i am bored .....and i have the intellect of a vegetable....
So falvour of tonite ladies and gentlemen...beetroot... :D
"There are 2 kinds of ppl in this world.... those who get it...and those who don't "
p.s : yes will update daily....almost... :P
Friday, April 13, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
And here it is..............
.................
OK so now i am writing blogs .....well i guess there a r little ways left to kill time at 3 in the night when ur comp is stuck on a Virus check (2234 files infected so far) that i have not tried (Head banging included).
So why a blog??? well Someone frm a long time back told me that it was a creative outlet fr him ever since he joined an Engineering college.
Abt a year and a half later i understand just what he meant ..more on this note sometime soon...
So this "Blog" that i start off tonight,which will be devoid of any sort of grammer and good English and sometimes spelling and sanity,well...ill try to update it as long as i don't get bored of it...,
may have long posts depending on my mood or abrupt ones and occasionally lecherous pictures.....
And also will abuse the reader because i can and there is nothing YOU can do
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
..........................
Ok that apart....
I hope u ppl reading this wld leave comments on my blog which wont ALL the time be abusing cause my filters,well never mind that.....
So till my next post ill leave u with this picture to ponder upon with
p.s : The title...... ill change it soon.
OK so now i am writing blogs .....well i guess there a r little ways left to kill time at 3 in the night when ur comp is stuck on a Virus check (2234 files infected so far) that i have not tried (Head banging included).
So why a blog??? well Someone frm a long time back told me that it was a creative outlet fr him ever since he joined an Engineering college.
Abt a year and a half later i understand just what he meant ..more on this note sometime soon...
So this "Blog" that i start off tonight,which will be devoid of any sort of grammer and good English and sometimes spelling and sanity,well...ill try to update it as long as i don't get bored of it...,
may have long posts depending on my mood or abrupt ones and occasionally lecherous pictures.....
And also will abuse the reader because i can and there is nothing YOU can do
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
..........................
Ok that apart....
I hope u ppl reading this wld leave comments on my blog which wont ALL the time be abusing cause my filters,well never mind that.....
So till my next post ill leave u with this picture to ponder upon with
p.s : The title...... ill change it soon.
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