Women's lib???? YEA RT :D

Recently..seeing as i am more jobless than usual...I keep randoming thru a lot of orkut profiles ... you know friends and their friends an all...well if u know how orkut works u wld know wat i am talking abt :P
Anywayz so i find these females here and there.... thy start of with their intro on the front page which ..well ....lets see ..to put all thy write in a nutshell ....thy all more or less go like....
" I hate all....stay away....i am better than all men..i will not have sex with u if you scrap me...i have attitude....u r all perverted....don't look into my album...i will cut ur head off.... i am not gonna be swayed by ur googled up fancy English words..etc..etc "
When i read this the 1st time i couldn't stop laughing fr the next 20 mins.....
Then i remembered that a while back there were these same email forwards that i received which requested me to tell all my girl friends to take down their pics frm orkut cause thy were used by pornographic sites it seems ......




R u FKING KIDDING me???

1)NO u r not Salma Hayek (no matter how hard u try)

2)NO NOBODY wants to have sex with you....(as if!!~)

Its just stupid to think something like orkut cld potentially get u laid....unless u r ridiculously stupid.....and if u were ......u probably wouldn't even know how to type

3)NO NOBODY is jobless enf to sit and ogle at ur pics all day....

Trust me.....i am the alpha and omega of joblessness and i knw...

4)Keep ur perverted fantasies to yourselves...it is not gonna happen...

Seriously ......i am all in all fr women's equality and all that jazz but this is just too gawd damn stupid......
So wat i am trying to express here....in all its blandness is :

STOP TELLING OTHER PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE AND GET ONE OF UR OWN!! YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT!!~

And if i didn't do this rt ...here r some ppl who did....hopefully u can comprehend the lyrics if that does not sexually harass u in anyway :D XD

Roses by outkast (if that wld mean anything to u) :

Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she's mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though (even though)
You'd need a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo

Caroline! See she's the reason for the word "bitch" (bitch)
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo


Well she's got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you ballin'?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. no way


Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch
A bitch's bitch, just a bitch

DISCLAIMER :
NO animals were harmed in writing this blog entry....(All puns intended) :D